Stetson hat to be new Army standard headgear
Photo Credit: U.S. Army graphic
The Army Combat Stetson, depicted here atop a Soldier competing in an Army combatives tournament, is expected to invoke fear in America's enemies. Note, it will be worn without any pin-on rank or regalia to avoid causing cruel or unusual wounds on enemy forces who are unfortunate enough to find themselves in hand-to-hand combat with a Soldier. Pounding armed enemy forces senseless while staying and looking cool will still be allowed.
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